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The full lineup.\u003cbr data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"266\"\u003eEvery filthy, funny, outrageous, rude-as-hell bar we make — all in one place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"346\" data-end=\"638\"\u003eFrom the classics that started it all, to the brand-new shockers that make customers snort-laugh in the checkout line, this is your one-stop shop for sending messages, sparking giggles, fuelling inside jokes, and buying gifts that will definitely get talked about (probably behind your back).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"640\" data-end=\"984\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e✨ Stocking up for Secret Santa season\u003cbr data-start=\"690\" data-end=\"693\"\u003e✨ Building 3-packs for every filthy legend you know\u003cbr data-start=\"744\" data-end=\"747\"\u003e✨ Grabbing the exact soap that screams “THIS IS SO YOU”\u003cbr data-start=\"802\" data-end=\"805\"\u003e✨ Birthday bombs, breakup boxes, cheeky thank-yous\u003cbr data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"858\"\u003e✨ Dirty duos, bold besties \u0026amp; anyone who doesn’t offend easily (or at all)\u003cbr data-start=\"931\" data-end=\"934\"\u003e✨ Treating your own filthy self — you deserve it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"986\" data-end=\"1153\"\u003eEvery scent, every colour, every swear word.\u003cbr data-start=\"1030\" data-end=\"1033\"\u003eEvery filthy masterpiece we’ve ever created.\u003cbr data-start=\"1077\" data-end=\"1080\"\u003eIf you can’t find the perfect soap here… you’re not shopping hard enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1155\" data-end=\"1275\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1155\" data-end=\"1275\"\u003eEach individual soap weighs 100g and is handmade in Australia with premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"filthy-bitch","title":"FILTHY BITCH","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"174\" data-end=\"546\"\u003eYep, we all know one, love one… or \u003cem data-start=\"209\" data-end=\"214\"\u003eare\u003c\/em\u003e one. This bar is for the friend who’s fabulous, feral, and full-time unfiltered. 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