{"title":"🎉 BIRTHDAY COLLECTION","description":"\u003cp\u003eMake their big day filthier than cake crumbs in the sheets. 🎂\u003cbr\u003eThis collection turns boring birthdays into \u003cstrong\u003ehilarious, sudsy, totally unhinged celebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e. Fun colours, rude names, outrageous word-play and giggles guaranteed — these are the gifts that get passed around the party, spark wicked laughter, and instantly become the \u003cem\u003e“oh my god, where did you get this?!”\u003c\/em\u003e moment of the night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for milestone birthdays (From 18th to 60th and every chaotic number in between), surprise parties, office pranks, or that one friend who expects something bold, clever and just a little bit inappropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForget candles — \u003cstrong\u003enothing says Happy Birthday like a filthy bar of soap that hits their sense of humour right between the cheeks.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eIndividual 100g Handmade Australian goat’s milk soaps that are rude, hilarious and unapologetically \u003cstrong\u003eFilthy Dirty Soaps.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eSoap has never been this dirty!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"3-pack-choose-your-own-filthy-trio","title":"3-Pack Choose Your Own FILTHY TRIO!","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e💦 BUILD YOUR OWN FILTHY TRIO! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour Custom 3-Pack of Pure Dirty Delight! 💦\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCan’t decide which naughty soaps to try?\u003cbr\u003eCreate your \u003cem\u003eperfect\u003c\/em\u003e 3-pack from our entire range of 90 filthy, funny, and unapologetically rude soaps! Whether you’re gifting, giggling, or treating your own filthy self, this mix-and-match bundle lets you build the dirtiest (and best-smelling) trio imaginable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e — because even the rudest words deserve to smell delicious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow It Works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Choose \u003cstrong\u003eany 3 soaps\u003c\/strong\u003e from ANY collection\u003cbr\u003e• Mix and match ...And, if your choice of 3 happen to all be the same colour...don't worry, we don't want it to look fucking boring, so we will switch the colours (not the words) to make it fantastic!\u003cbr\u003e• Save \u003cstrong\u003e$6\u003c\/strong\u003e compared to buying individually!\u003cbr\u003e• Checkout will show your discount automatically once 3 soaps are selected\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• A filthy mixed box\u003cbr\u003e• Dirty-minded mates\u003cbr\u003e• Couples who like variety\u003cbr\u003e• Office giggles (…the brave offices only)\u003cbr\u003e• When choosing just one is impossible\u003cbr\u003e• Turning any occasion into a hilariously clean moment\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from premium goats milk soap and quality essential oils…\u003cbr\u003eJust because they’re naughty, doesn’t mean they can’t smell NICE.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42537373827156,"sku":null,"price":39.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS_3-pack_Trio_Example_1.png?v=1788229848"},{"product_id":"dirty-30","title":"DIRTY 30!","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"155\" data-end=\"690\"\u003eNothing says “HAPPY 30th” like a filthy little box filled with dirty soaps. Turning thirty is a big bloody deal, and what better way to celebrate than with something that’s clean, dirty, and guaranteed to get a laugh?\u003cbr data-start=\"372\" data-end=\"375\"\u003eWhether they’re embracing their “Dirty Thirty,” denying it entirely, or clinging desperately to their twenties, this bar lands every time.\u003cbr data-start=\"513\" data-end=\"516\"\u003eSend it solo, or mix and match with two other soaps that perfectly suit the birthday boy or girl, and build a 3-pack that screams \u003cstrong data-start=\"646\" data-end=\"690\"\u003estill fun, still filthy, still fabulous.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"692\" data-end=\"777\"\u003eAge is just a number — let’s just hope they haven’t lost their dirty sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42550337306708,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS_DIRTY_30.png?v=1786261016"},{"product_id":"filthy-40","title":"FILTHY 40!","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"139\" data-end=\"573\"\u003eNothing says \u003cem data-start=\"152\" data-end=\"164\"\u003eHAPPY 40th\u003c\/em\u003e quite like a filthy little reminder that adulthood is overrated and rude gifts are always the right choice. This bar is made for the birthday boy or girl who still laughs at the wrong jokes, still says the wrong things, and still hasn’t grown up — bless them.\u003cbr data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"427\"\u003eSend it solo, or pair it with two other naughty numbers to build a 3-pack that’ll have them howling into their midlife crisis (or celebrating it).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"575\" data-end=\"702\"\u003eSure, age is just a number — let’s just hope they haven’t lost their filthy sense of humour by \u003cstrong data-start=\"670\" data-end=\"679\"\u003eforty\u003c\/strong\u003e. That would be tragic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42550338781268,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDSFILTHY40.png?v=1786260924"},{"product_id":"filthy-50","title":"FILTHY 50!","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"218\" data-end=\"419\"\u003eNothing says “HAPPY 50TH” like a filthy little box filled with filthy dirty soaps. Hitting the big five-oh is massive — and what better way to celebrate than with something clean, dirty, and dangerously funny?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"421\" data-end=\"616\"\u003eSend it solo, or mix and match with two other soaps that suit the birthday legend perfectly, and build a 3-pack that screams: \u003cem data-start=\"547\" data-end=\"616\"\u003estill naughty, still cheeky, still absolutely unstoppable at fifty.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"618\" data-end=\"729\"\u003eAge is just a number — but let’s hope they haven’t lost that filthy spark that’s kept them fun all these years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1529\" data-start=\"1446\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1529\" data-start=\"1446\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1529\" data-start=\"1446\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42550352740436,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDSFILTHY50.png?v=1786260877"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-filthy-fucker","title":"HAPPY BIRTHDAY FILTHY FUCKER","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"330\" data-end=\"722\"\u003eWhether they’re turning 23, 46, 64, 87 — or some other completely irrelevant number — one thing stays the same: \u003cstrong data-start=\"442\" data-end=\"475\"\u003ethey’re still a filthy fucker\u003c\/strong\u003e, and that’s worth celebrating.\u003cbr data-start=\"506\" data-end=\"509\"\u003eThis bar is the perfect birthday laugh for the mate who doesn’t want another boring card, another candle, or another pair of socks. Give them something they’ll actually use, while LMFAO at how offensive it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"724\" data-end=\"832\"\u003ePair it with any other rude soap to make a killer 3-pack, or send it solo if choosing is just too damn hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42704014737492,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS_SUDS_HAPPY_BIRTHDAY.png?v=1776841741"},{"product_id":"naughty-nan","title":"NAUGHTY NAN","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"730\" data-start=\"168\"\u003eShe’s got a cheeky streak… even if she pretends she doesn’t. Maybe she won’t notice the name, maybe she’ll cackle, or maybe she’ll proudly pop it next to her favourite lavender hand cream, but either way, this bar is made for the Nan who’s a little bit wild, a little bit wicked, and \u003cem data-end=\"454\" data-start=\"449\"\u003eway\u003c\/em\u003e more fun than she lets on.\u003cbr data-end=\"484\" data-start=\"481\"\u003ePerfect for the grandmother who swears she “never says rude words,” then mutters them under her breath at the pokies.\u003cbr data-end=\"604\" data-start=\"601\"\u003eSend it solo, slip it into a 3-pack, or gift it to the matriarch who deserves a laugh almost as much as she deserves a lie-in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"795\" data-start=\"732\"\u003eShe might be a Naughty Nan… but she’ll smell absolutely divine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1529\" data-start=\"1446\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1529\" data-start=\"1446\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1529\" data-start=\"1446\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42704056647764,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/NAUGHTYNAN.png?v=1786058803"},{"product_id":"filthy-mum","title":"FILTHY MUM","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"640\" data-start=\"97\"\u003eMother’s Day, Mum’s birthday, Christmas… whatever the occasion, this is the one gift guaranteed to make her laugh, gasp, or pretend she didn’t read it properly.\u003cbr data-end=\"258\" data-start=\"255\"\u003ePerfect for the mum who swears like a sailor, drinks her tea strong, and has absolutely earned the right to be a little bit filthy after raising you.\u003cbr data-end=\"410\" data-start=\"407\"\u003eOr maybe she’s \u003cem data-end=\"430\" data-start=\"425\"\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e filthy at all… in which case this is even funnier.\u003cbr data-end=\"484\" data-start=\"481\"\u003eSend it solo, surprise her with a cheeky giggle, or pair it with two other soaps and build a 3-pack that proves her sense of humour is still alive and well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"701\" data-start=\"642\"\u003eShe might be a Filthy Mum — but she’ll smell bloody divine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1529\" data-start=\"1446\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1529\" data-start=\"1446\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1529\" data-start=\"1446\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42704059564116,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS_SUDS_FILTHY_MUM.png?v=1776840674"},{"product_id":"bad-grandma","title":"BAD GRANDMA","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"166\" data-end=\"663\"\u003eFor the cheeky matriarch who \u003cem data-start=\"195\" data-end=\"207\"\u003eabsolutely\u003c\/em\u003e knows better… but does it anyway. Maybe she swears under her breath, maybe she spikes the Christmas trifle, or maybe she just laughs at all the jokes she’s “not supposed to.”\u003cbr data-start=\"382\" data-end=\"385\"\u003eWhether she notices the message or pretends she didn’t, this filthy little bar is guaranteed to get a smirk, a cackle, or a “you naughty bugger!”\u003cbr data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"531\"\u003ePerfect for birthdays, Mother’s Day, Christmas, or any time Grandma needs reminding that she’s still the wildest one in the family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"665\" data-end=\"702\"\u003eClean? Yes. Innocent? Absolutely not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42704060514388,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/BADGRANDMA.png?v=1786058942"},{"product_id":"bad-grandpa","title":"BAD GRANDPA","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"659\" data-start=\"153\"\u003eAhhh Grandpas… sweet, wise, and occasionally absolute menaces. This cheeky bar is for the grandad who tells naughty jokes, falls asleep in the recliner mid-sentence, and pretends he can’t hear you when it suits him.\u003cbr data-end=\"371\" data-start=\"368\"\u003eMaybe he’ll get the joke, maybe he won’t — but either way it’s guaranteed to raise an eyebrow, a laugh, or a “bloody hell, what’s this then?” moment.\u003cbr data-end=\"523\" data-start=\"520\"\u003eGive it on its own, or pair it with two other rude little soaps to build a 3-pack that proves even the golden oldies can cop some filth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"716\" data-start=\"661\"\u003eBecause even a Bad Grandpa should smell bloody amazing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1529\" data-start=\"1446\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1529\" data-start=\"1446\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1529\" data-start=\"1446\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42704062808148,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS_BAD_GRANDPA_77e64013-3db8-4136-9d00-febff3445d26.png?v=1786265279"},{"product_id":"dirty-pop","title":"DIRTY POP","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"106\" data-end=\"575\"\u003eEvery family has one — the Pop who tells the jokes he \u003cem data-start=\"164\" data-end=\"176\"\u003edefinitely\u003c\/em\u003e shouldn’t… the one who laughs at his own punchlines… the one who winks at you across the table like you’re both in on some filthy secret.\u003cbr data-start=\"314\" data-end=\"317\"\u003eThis bar is for \u003cstrong data-start=\"333\" data-end=\"340\"\u003ehim\u003c\/strong\u003e — cheeky, charming, mildly inappropriate, and absolutely impossible not to love.\u003cbr data-start=\"421\" data-end=\"424\"\u003eWhether he earned the title or you’re giving it to him as a warning label, this little black box is guaranteed to get a snort-laugh out of the old boy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"577\" data-end=\"737\"\u003eSend it solo, pair it with two other rude soaps to build a filthy 3-pack, or leave it where Pop will “accidentally” find it and pretend he doesn’t get the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"816\"\u003eHe might be a Dirty Pop… but trust me, he’ll smell \u003cem data-start=\"790\" data-end=\"816\"\u003ebetter than he ever has.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1529\" data-start=\"1446\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1529\" data-start=\"1446\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1529\" data-start=\"1446\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42704063004756,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS_DIRTY_POP_19dadba9-221d-474e-9387-10860b27f256.png?v=1786265147"},{"product_id":"dirty-dad","title":"DIRTY DAD","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"1121\" data-start=\"732\"\u003eFor the father figure who taught you life lessons… and questionable jokes. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"476\" data-start=\"142\"\u003eFor Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas… or those random Tuesdays when he’s being a lovable menace. Every family has at least one \u003cstrong data-end=\"284\" data-start=\"271\"\u003eDirty Dad\u003c\/strong\u003e — the king of bad jokes, backyard beers, and suspiciously long “toilet breaks.”\u003cbr data-end=\"367\" data-start=\"364\"\u003eThis cheeky bar is the perfect way to say \u003cem data-end=\"440\" data-start=\"409\"\u003eI love you, you filthy bugger\u003c\/em\u003e without getting all mushy about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"607\" data-start=\"478\"\u003eGive it solo, or pair it with two other rude little gems and build a 3-pack that’ll make him laugh louder than his own dad jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"662\" data-start=\"609\"\u003eBecause even a Dirty Dad deserves to smell damn good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42704064708692,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS_DIRTY_DAD_fab9c55a-023b-4aa9-bbaa-3253f5d8332c.png?v=1786264925"},{"product_id":"good-vibes-only","title":"GOOD VIBES ONLY","description":"\u003cp\u003eBecause life already has enough bullshit without adding any more to the bathroom. 😆\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the mate who brings the energy, the friend who refuses to dwell on the drama, or anyone who could use a little reminder to keep the shit vibes elsewhere. \u003cstrong\u003eGOOD VIBES ONLY\u003c\/strong\u003e is bright, cheerful and just smug enough to make you smile every time you wash your hands or bits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift it to your bestie, your work wife, your favourite optimist — or keep it for yourself and consider it your daily little bar of \u003cem\u003efuck that, we’re having a good day\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePositive thoughts. Clean bits. \u003cstrong\u003eGood vibes only.\u003c\/strong\u003e ✌️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47518805885012,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS-GOODVIBES.png?v=1787130765"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-cunt","title":"HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the kind of mate where \u003cstrong\u003e“cunt” is basically a term of endearment.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCould be your best mate, your brother, your sister, your work wife, your favourite troublemaker — whoever they are, if you can call them a cunt and they laugh instead of blocking you, this one’s for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eForget the boring card and the predictable candle. Give them something they’ll actually use, actually laugh at, and probably show everyone at the party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause birthdays come once a year… but being a \u003cstrong\u003egood cunt\u003c\/strong\u003e is a full-time job. 🎉\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with any other rude soap to make a killer 3-pack, or send it solo if this one already says everything that needs saying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47518808604756,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS-HAPPYBIRTHDAYCUNT.png?v=1787130765"},{"product_id":"fuckn-40","title":"FUCK'N 40+","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor when you \u003cstrong\u003eknow they’re not 30 anymore… but you’re not brave enough to ask exactly how far past it they’ve gone.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaybe they’re 41. Maybe they’re 47. Maybe they’ve been “40-something” for the last eight bloody years. Either way, \u003cstrong\u003e40+ covers a multitude of sins\u003c\/strong\u003e and saves everyone from an awkward conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the mate, sibling, work bestie or relative whose age is somewhere between \u003cstrong\u003e“still got it” and “needs reading glasses to see the birthday card.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt says Happy Birthday without getting too specific… because guessing someone’s age wrong is a dangerous fucking game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with any other rude soap to make a killer 3-pack, or send it solo when you want to play it hilariously safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47518808735828,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS-FUCK_N40_1.png?v=1787130765"},{"product_id":"fuckn-50","title":"FUCK'N 50+","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor when you \u003cstrong\u003eknow they’ve hit the big 5-0… but the exact number after that feels like classified information.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaybe they’re 51. Maybe they’re 57. Maybe they’ve been “just over 50” for suspiciously fucking long. Either way, \u003cstrong\u003e50+ keeps things vague, respectful-ish, and bloody funny.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the mate, sibling, partner, work bestie or relative who’s somewhere between \u003cstrong\u003e“still young at heart” and “making a noise every time they stand up.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt says Happy Birthday without forcing anyone to do unnecessary maths… because once you’re over 50, \u003cstrong\u003edetails are frankly nobody’s fucking business.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with any other rude soap to make a killer 3-pack, or send it solo when subtle age avoidance is the safest option.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47518809849940,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS_-_FUCK_N_50_1.png?v=1787209751"},{"product_id":"sexy-60","title":"SEXY 60!","description":"\u003cp\u003eSixty? \u003cstrong\u003ePlease. Rod Stewart’s been making it look filthy for decades.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😎\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one’s for the glorious fuckers who’ve hit 60 and still have plenty of swagger, stories and inappropriate behaviour left in the tank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause turning 60 doesn’t mean slowing down. It means you’ve officially earned the right to \u003cstrong\u003edo what you want, say what you think, and look bloody sexy while doing it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the mate, partner, sibling, parent or fabulous legend who proves that age is just a number… and sexy has \u003cstrong\u003eabsolutely no expiry date.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf Rod can do it, \u003cstrong\u003eso can you, you sexy thing.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with any other rude soap to make a killer 3-pack, or send it solo to remind them they’ve still bloody got it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47518809915476,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS-SEXY60.png?v=1787130765"},{"product_id":"fuckn-finally-18","title":"FUCK'N FINALLY 18","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFINALLY. Fucking legal.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🎉\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey probably don’t want another mug, candle, photo frame or some sentimental crap they’ll shove in a drawer and forget about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo give them something useful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA filthy little reminder that now they’re officially an adult, they should probably start acting like one… \u003cstrong\u003eor at the very least, keep themselves nice.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the newly legal legend who’s got big plans, questionable judgement and absolutely no interest in a boring 18th birthday gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause adulthood may be wildly overrated… but \u003cstrong\u003ebeing clean while making bad decisions is still a solid start.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with any other rude soap to make a killer 3-pack, or send it solo for the easiest 18th present you’ll buy all year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47518810079316,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS-FUCK_NFINALLY18.png?v=1787130766"},{"product_id":"21-fuck-yeah","title":"FUCK YEAH 21","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTwenty-one. FUCK YEAH.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🎉\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOld enough to know better… still young enough to do it anyway. 😆\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey probably don’t want another boring keepsake, sentimental plaque or random bit of crap they’ll forget about by next week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo give them something useful, funny and just inappropriate enough to suit the occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the freshly minted 21-year-old who’s officially entered the age of \u003cstrong\u003ebig nights, bad decisions and pretending they’ve got their shit together.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause turning 21 deserves more than a card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt deserves a \u003cstrong\u003eFUCK YEAH.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with any other rude soap to make a killer 3-pack, or send it solo for an easy birthday win.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47518810112084,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS-21FUCKYEAH.png?v=1787130765"},{"product_id":"arse-wipe","title":"ARSE WIPE","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor your mate. Your sibling. Your partner. Or that one person who drives you absolutely fucking mad… but you’d still miss them if they weren’t around. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eARSE WIPE\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the lovable idiots, the cheeky bastards and the people you can insult one minute and defend the next.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for your best mate, your partner-in-crime, the family member who winds you up, or that filthy little fucker who knows being called an arse wipe is actually a compliment coming from you. 😆\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes “you’re an arse wipe” doesn’t mean you’re angry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes it means…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“You’re an idiot… but you’re my idiot.”\u003c\/strong\u003e ❤️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with any other epic soap to make a killer 3-pack, or send it solo to the person who will absolutely own the insult.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47525001396308,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS-ARSEWIPE_1.png?v=1787197147"},{"product_id":"king-of-suds","title":"KING OF SUDS","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor Dad. Your partner. Your best mate. Or the bloke who treats every shower like he’s got a hot water sponsorship. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKING OF SUDS\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the guy who takes his sweet bloody time, uses all the hot water and somehow comes out looking like he’s just returned from a luxury spa day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the bathroom hog, the shower singer, the clean freak, or the bloke who believes every shower deserves the full royal treatment. 👑\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause some people just have a shower.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe King of Suds makes an entrance.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😆\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with any other epic soap to make a killer 3-pack, or send it solo to the man who will absolutely own his crown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47525001658452,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS-KINGOFSUDS_1.png?v=1787197293"},{"product_id":"shiny-knob","title":"SHINY KNOB","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the bloke who needs a little polish… in more ways than one. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHINY KNOB\u003c\/strong\u003e is for your partner, your best mate, your brother, your teenage son, or that absolute knob who somehow manages to make terrible decisions with impressive confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for birthdays, bucks parties, groomsmen, Kris Kringle, or just because someone you love is a bit of a dickhead. 😆\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause being called a knob isn’t always an insult.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes it’s a term of endearment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd sometimes… that knob just needs to be shiny. 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with any other epic soap to make a killer 3-pack, or send it solo to the person who will absolutely own the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47525002182740,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FFDS-SHINYKNOB_1.png?v=1787197443"},{"product_id":"smart-arse","title":"SMART ARSE","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the quick wit. The wise cracker. The one who always has a comeback ready. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSMART ARSE\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the person who thinks they’re hilarious… and annoyingly, they usually are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for your best mate, your sibling, your partner, your work mate, or that one person who always has to get the last word in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause being a smart arse isn’t a bad thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey’re funny. They’re clever. They’re sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd while they’re busy being a wise crack… \u003cstrong\u003eThey’d better make sure their crack is as smart as their mouth.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with any other epic soap to make a killer 3-pack, or send it solo to the person who will absolutely own the title.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47525004247124,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS-SMARTARSE.png?v=1787130766"},{"product_id":"fuck-you","title":"FUCK YOU!","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person who deserves a little something… or maybe a very clear message. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFUCK YOU\u003c\/strong\u003e is the soap for the moments when a simple “thanks” just doesn’t quite cover it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for your best mate, your sibling, your partner, your work mate, or that one person who knows exactly how much you love them… even when you tell them to fuck off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes \u003cstrong\u003e“I love you”\u003c\/strong\u003e is too predictable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes the most honest response is…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFUCK YOU.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with any other epic soap to make a killer 3-pack, or send it solo to the person who will absolutely own the message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eEach soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap \u0026amp; quality essential oils.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47525007425620,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS-FUCKYOU_1.png?v=1787198212"},{"product_id":"birthday-suit-body-wash-pump-soap-300-ml","title":"BIRTHDAY SUIT Body Wash Pump Soap 300 mL","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eBIRTHDAY SUIT BODY WASH\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIT’S NOT JUST A ONCE-A-YEAR JOB. 🙄\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnother birthday, another reminder that the birthday suit could probably do with a bloody wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny enough to gift, useful enough to actually use, and perfect for the filthy fucker who doesn’t need more crap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePacked in our black pump bottle, filled with creamy Goat’s Milk Body Wash in our signature \u003cstrong\u003eFresh As Fuck\u003c\/strong\u003e scent, and it’s \u003cstrong\u003egift box ready\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e300 mL of birthday filth. Get naked and own it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePs. Avoid your eyes… because any idiot knows soap in your eye stings.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47640771592276,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS_BIRTHDAY_SUIT_Body_Wash_Pump_300mL.png?v=1788838526"},{"product_id":"wash-your-fucking-hands-hand-wash-pump-soap-300-ml","title":"WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS Hand Wash Pump Soap 300 mL","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOBODY CARES HOW OLD YOU ARE… WE CARE WHERE THEY'VE BEEN... SO WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS FFS. 🙄\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome life lessons really shouldn’t need repeating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the kitchen, bathroom or guest loo, this is the pump that says what every parent, partner and slightly germ-phobic fucker is already thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny enough to gift, useful enough to leave out every bloody day, and guaranteed to get a second look from anyone reaching for a squirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePacked in our black pump bottle, filled with creamy Goat’s Milk Hand Wash in our signature \u003cstrong\u003eFresh As Fuck\u003c\/strong\u003e scent, and it’s \u003cstrong\u003egift box ready\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e300 mL of clean hands and filthy humour. Pump it, wash ’em and own it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePs. Avoid your eyes… because any idiot knows soap in your eye stings.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47640800067668,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS_WASH_YOUR_FUCKING_HANDS_Hand_Wash_Pump_300mL.png?v=1788838525"},{"product_id":"big-belly-saggy-tit-body-wash-pump-soap-300-ml","title":"BIG BELLY \u0026 SAGGY TITS Body Wash Pump Soap 300 mL","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE BODY MAY HAVE SHIFTED SOUTH… BUT IT CAN STILL SMELL FUCKING FABULOUS.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😆\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eA little less tight, a little more gravity, and absolutely no reason to give up on smelling good.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBig Belly \u0026amp; Saggy Tit Body Wash\u003c\/strong\u003e is the perfect rude gift for birthdays, mates, partners, parents, grandparents or any glorious old fucker who can take a joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny enough to get a proper belly laugh, useful enough to actually use, and just offensive enough to earn pride of place in the shower.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePacked in our black pump bottle, filled with creamy Goat’s Milk Body Wash in our signature \u003cstrong\u003eFresh As Fuck\u003c\/strong\u003e scent, and it’s \u003cstrong\u003egift box ready\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e300 mL of clean bits, questionable elasticity and filthy humour. Wash the lot and own it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePs. Avoid your eyes… because any idiot knows soap in your eye stings.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47640801378388,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS_BIG_BELLY_SAGGY_TIT_Body_Wash_Pump_300mL.png?v=1788838525"},{"product_id":"jingle-balls-tinsel-tits-body-wash-pump-soap-300-ml","title":"JINGLE BALLS \u0026 TINSEL TITS Body Wash Pump Soap 300 mL","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGET YOUR BALLS JINGLING \u0026amp; YOUR TITS TINSEL-READY. 🎄😆\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause Christmas is no excuse for turning up to the festivities smelling like you’ve been trapped in Santa’s sack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJingle Balls \u0026amp; Tinsel Tits Body Wash\u003c\/strong\u003e is the perfect filthy little Christmas gift for partners, mates, family, Secret Santa or any festive fucker who appreciates a good laugh in the shower.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny enough to get passed around on Christmas morning, useful enough to actually use, and guaranteed to look bloody brilliant sitting in the bathroom all December.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePacked in our black pump bottle, filled with creamy Goat’s Milk Body Wash in our signature \u003cstrong\u003eFresh As Fuck\u003c\/strong\u003e scent, and it’s \u003cstrong\u003egift box ready\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e300 mL of festive freshness for all the important bits. Jingle ’em, scrub ’em and own it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePs. Avoid your eyes… because any idiot knows soap in your eye stings.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47640803442772,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS_JINGLE_BALLS_TINSEL_TITS_Body_Wash_Pump_300mL_1.png?v=1788838525"},{"product_id":"festive-fucker-hand-wash-pump-soap-300-ml","title":"FESTIVE FUCKER Hand Wash Pump Soap 300 mL","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSANTA KNOWS WHERE YOUR HANDS HAVE BEEN… AND IF IT WASN’T HIS SACK, WE’RE NOT ASKING. 🎅🏻😆\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome things are better left unsaid. Washing your fucking hands isn’t one of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFestive Fucker Hand Wash\u003c\/strong\u003e is made for the kitchen, bathroom or guest loo and is the perfect Christmas gift for mates, family, hosts, Secret Santa or any festive fucker who appreciates their humour filthy and their hands clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny enough to get a proper laugh, useful enough to leave beside the sink all December, and festive enough to make hand washing slightly less boring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePacked in our black pump bottle, filled with creamy Goat’s Milk Hand Wash in our signature \u003cstrong\u003eFresh As Fuck\u003c\/strong\u003e scent, and it’s \u003cstrong\u003egift box ready\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e300 mL of festive freshness and filthy humour. Pump it, scrub up and own it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePs. Avoid your eyes… because any idiot knows soap in your eye stings.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden has-[\u0026gt;_:empty]:hidden\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47640803508308,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS_FESTIVE_FUCKER_Hand_Wash_Pump_300mL_1.png?v=1788838525"},{"product_id":"5-star-hand-wash-pump-soap-300-ml-copy","title":"5 STAR Hand Wash Pump Soap 300 mL","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFIVE FUCKING STARS. WOULD WASH HERE AGAIN. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause apparently even your bathroom deserves a glowing review.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5 Fucking Star Review Hand Wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is made for kitchens, bathrooms and guest loos belonging to people who take their cleanliness seriously… and absolutely nothing else.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for housewarmings, hosts, new homes, Airbnb owners, impossible-to-buy-for fuckers or anyone whose bathroom experience deserves nothing less than five stars.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny enough to make every guest stop and read it twice, useful enough to earn permanent bench space, and guaranteed to improve your bathroom’s review score considerably.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePacked in our black pump bottle, filled with creamy Goat’s Milk Hand Wash in our signature \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFresh As Fuck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e scent, and it’s \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003egift box ready\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e300 mL of five-star freshness and filthy hospitality. Pump it, scrub up and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eown it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePs. Avoid your eyes… because even a five-star hand wash still fucking stings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ⭐️😆\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47718512656468,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/5_STAR_HAND_WASH.png?v=1790053863"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/collections\/e705559ed9b9b94ad8929cfa1734c210d08a87be61b46ea85fa88aea2cd1c835_64127594-4059-41e5-a245-44d8196a6b3f.png?v=1788229162","url":"https:\/\/filthydirtysoaps.com.au\/collections\/%f0%9f%8e%89-birthday-collection.oembed?page=2","provider":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}