{"product_id":"5-star-hand-wash-pump-soap-300-ml-copy","title":"5 STAR Hand Wash Pump Soap 300 mL","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFIVE FUCKING STARS. WOULD WASH HERE AGAIN. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause apparently even your bathroom deserves a glowing review.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5 Fucking Star Review Hand Wash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is made for kitchens, bathrooms and guest loos belonging to people who take their cleanliness seriously… and absolutely nothing else.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for housewarmings, hosts, new homes, Airbnb owners, impossible-to-buy-for fuckers or anyone whose bathroom experience deserves nothing less than five stars.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny enough to make every guest stop and read it twice, useful enough to earn permanent bench space, and guaranteed to improve your bathroom’s review score considerably.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePacked in our black pump bottle, filled with creamy Goat’s Milk Hand Wash in our signature \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFresh As Fuck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e scent, and it’s \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003egift box ready\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e300 mL of five-star freshness and filthy hospitality. Pump it, scrub up and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eown it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePs. Avoid your eyes… because even a five-star hand wash still fucking stings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ⭐️😆\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47718512656468,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/5_STAR_HAND_WASH.png?v=1790053863","url":"https:\/\/filthydirtysoaps.com.au\/products\/5-star-hand-wash-pump-soap-300-ml-copy","provider":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}