{"product_id":"festive-fucker-hand-wash-pump-soap-300-ml","title":"FESTIVE FUCKER Hand Wash Pump Soap 300 mL","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSANTA KNOWS WHERE YOUR HANDS HAVE BEEN… AND IF IT WASN’T HIS SACK, WE’RE NOT ASKING. 🎅🏻😆\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome things are better left unsaid. Washing your fucking hands isn’t one of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFestive Fucker Hand Wash\u003c\/strong\u003e is made for the kitchen, bathroom or guest loo and is the perfect Christmas gift for mates, family, hosts, Secret Santa or any festive fucker who appreciates their humour filthy and their hands clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny enough to get a proper laugh, useful enough to leave beside the sink all December, and festive enough to make hand washing slightly less boring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePacked in our black pump bottle, filled with creamy Goat’s Milk Hand Wash in our signature \u003cstrong\u003eFresh As Fuck\u003c\/strong\u003e scent, and it’s \u003cstrong\u003egift box ready\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e300 mL of festive freshness and filthy humour. Pump it, scrub up and own it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePs. Avoid your eyes… because any idiot knows soap in your eye stings.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden has-[\u0026gt;_:empty]:hidden\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47640803508308,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/0691\/0036\/files\/FDS_FESTIVE_FUCKER_Hand_Wash_Pump_300mL_1.png?v=1788838525","url":"https:\/\/filthydirtysoaps.com.au\/products\/festive-fucker-hand-wash-pump-soap-300-ml","provider":"FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}