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⭐ EVERY FUCKING SOAP ⭐

HAND JOB

HAND JOB

HAND JOB

$15.00 AUD
SUGAR TITS

SUGAR TITS

SUGAR TITS

$15.00 AUD
ARSE WIPE

ARSE WIPE

ARSE WIPE

$15.00 AUD
DROP ME!

DROP ME!

DROP ME!

$15.00 AUD
GET NAKED

GET NAKED

GET NAKED

$15.00 AUD
BIG BELLY & SAGGY TITS Body Wash 300 mL

BIG BELLY & SAGGY TITS Body Wash 300 mL

BIG BELLY & SAGGY TITS Body Wash 300 mL

$25.00 AUD
SHINY DISCO BALLS

SHINY DISCO BALLS

SHINY DISCO BALLS

$15.00 AUD
I DON'T CARE - WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS Hand Wash 300 mL

I DON'T CARE - WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS Hand Wash 300 mL

I DON'T CARE - WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS Hand Wash 300 mL

$25.00 AUD
DIRTY DONGER

DIRTY DONGER

DIRTY DONGER

$15.00 AUD
GAY AS FUCK

GAY AS FUCK

GAY AS FUCK

$15.00 AUD
FRESH FRECKLE

FRESH FRECKLE

FRESH FRECKLE

$15.00 AUD
SEXY SUDS

SEXY SUDS

SEXY SUDS

$15.00 AUD
RUB & TUG

RUB & TUG

RUB & TUG

$15.00 AUD
DIRTY 30!

DIRTY 30!

DIRTY 30!

$15.00 AUD
FILTHY 40!

FILTHY 40!

FILTHY 40!

$15.00 AUD
KAREN

KAREN

KAREN

$15.00 AUD
PUBES & BOOBS

PUBES & BOOBS

PUBES & BOOBS

$15.00 AUD
FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOU!

$15.00 AUD
FRESH AS FUCK

FRESH AS FUCK

FRESH AS FUCK

$15.00 AUD
FUCK YEAH 21

FUCK YEAH 21

FUCK YEAH 21

$15.00 AUD
NAUGHTY NAN

NAUGHTY NAN

NAUGHTY NAN

$15.00 AUD
TENDER TWAT

TENDER TWAT

TENDER TWAT

$15.00 AUD
HOT HUBBY

HOT HUBBY

HOT HUBBY

$15.00 AUD
LUSH LIPS

LUSH LIPS

LUSH LIPS

$15.00 AUD

FAQ'S FOR THE NOSY FUCKERS

Yes, just get in touch with us and as each batch is hand-made, we can custom to suit what you want. The words on each soap cannot be changed, but the colours and scents can be customised.

Well, sometimes based on your selection, they are all the same colour, so we don't want you gifting a fucking boring 3-pack, so we custom make the same soap in a contrasting colour to make it look way better! You're welcome!

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

SOAP BARS INGREDIENTS: Water, Sodium Stearate Glycol, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Palmitate, Sucrose. Sorbitol, Sodium Laurate, Glycerine, Goats Milk Powder, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium EDTA, Titanium Dioxide, Fragranced Oil, Personal Care Dye.

No parabens
No mineral oil
No sulfates
No PEGS, PPG or DEA
No phthalates
20% Kosher Glycerine added in most bases
Hypo-Allergenic
Non-Comedogenic
Biodegradable
Cruelty free - No Animal Testing -tested on ourselves
Gluten Free*
No SLS or SLES are used in any of our soaps or bases
Food grade oils (originating from plants) are farmed by sustainable growers
Our raw materials are Non GMO

LIQUID SOAP INGREDIENTS: Water,Sodium Cocoate, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Lauryl Glucoside, Glycerine, Goat Milk, Cellulose, Disodium EDTA, Fragranced Oil.

No parabens
No mineral oil
No sulfates
No PEGS, PPG or DEA
No phthalates
Cruelty free - No Animal Testing -tested on ourselves

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Our products are hand-made on the NSW Central Coast.

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.

Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.

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