FAQ'S FOR THE NOSY FUCKERS
Can I request custom colours...cos I'm a fussy fucker?
Yes, just get in touch with us and as each batch is hand-made, we can custom to suit what you want. The words on each soap cannot be changed, but the colours and scents can be customised.
Why are the colours in my 3 pack different to the website photos??
Well, sometimes based on your selection, they are all the same colour, so we don't want you gifting a fucking boring 3-pack, so we custom make the same soap in a contrasting colour to make it look way better! You're welcome!
When will I get my order?
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
What 's in this stuff...is it safe for my bits?
Our packaging states Goats Milk and essential oils, the FULL list of INGREDIENTS are:
Sodium Laurate, Sorbitol, Aqua, Sodium Stearate, Glycerin, Sodium Laureth Sulphate, Propylene Glycol, Essential Oil fragrance, Sodium Lauryl Sulphate, Sucrose, Lauric Acid, Hydrolysed Goat Milk Powder, Titanium Dioxide, Sodium Citrate, Personal Care Dye.
How fucking fast can you get it to me?
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Where the fuck do you make these?
Our products are hand-made on the NSW Central Coast.
What the fuck do I do if there's a problem?
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
How much does postage fucking cost these days?
Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.
Wanna be a Filthy Dirty Stockist??
Abso-fucking-lutely! We'd love you spread the fun and sell our soaps in your store... just head to Become a Stockist page