🎉 BIRTHDAY COLLECTION - FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS

AUD

🎉 BIRTHDAY COLLECTION

3-Pack Choose Your Own FILTHY TRIO!

3-Pack Choose Your Own FILTHY TRIO!

3-Pack Choose Your Own FILTHY TRIO!

$39.00 AUD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FILTHY FUCKER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FILTHY FUCKER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FILTHY FUCKER

$15.00 AUD
DIRTY 30!

DIRTY 30!

DIRTY 30!

$15.00 AUD
FILTHY 40!

FILTHY 40!

FILTHY 40!

$15.00 AUD
FILTHY 50!

FILTHY 50!

FILTHY 50!

$15.00 AUD
FILTHY MUM

FILTHY MUM

FILTHY MUM

$15.00 AUD
DIRTY DAD

DIRTY DAD

DIRTY DAD

$15.00 AUD
NAUGHTY NAN

NAUGHTY NAN

NAUGHTY NAN

$15.00 AUD
DIRTY POP

DIRTY POP

DIRTY POP

$15.00 AUD
BAD GRANDMA

BAD GRANDMA

BAD GRANDMA

$15.00 AUD
BAD GRANDPA

BAD GRANDPA

BAD GRANDPA

$15.00 AUD
GOOD VIBES ONLY

GOOD VIBES ONLY

GOOD VIBES ONLY

$15.00 AUD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT

$15.00 AUD
FUCK'N 40+

FUCK'N 40+

FUCK'N 40+

$15.00 AUD
FUCK'N 50+

FUCK'N 50+

FUCK'N 50+

$15.00 AUD
SEXY 60!

SEXY 60!

SEXY 60!

$15.00 AUD
FUCK'N FINALLY 18

FUCK'N FINALLY 18

FUCK'N FINALLY 18

$15.00 AUD
FUCK YEAH 21

FUCK YEAH 21

FUCK YEAH 21

$15.00 AUD
ARSE WIPE

ARSE WIPE

ARSE WIPE

$15.00 AUD
KING OF SUDS

KING OF SUDS

KING OF SUDS

$15.00 AUD
SHINY KNOB

SHINY KNOB

SHINY KNOB

$15.00 AUD
SMART ARSE

SMART ARSE

SMART ARSE

$15.00 AUD
FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOU!

$15.00 AUD
BIRTHDAY SUIT Body Wash Pump Soap 300 mL

BIRTHDAY SUIT Body Wash Pump Soap 300 mL

BIRTHDAY SUIT Body Wash Pump Soap 300 mL

$25.00 AUD

FAQ'S FOR THE NOSY FUCKERS

Yes, just get in touch with us and as each batch is hand-made, we can custom to suit what you want. The words on each soap cannot be changed, but the colours and scents can be customised.

Well, sometimes based on your selection, they are all the same colour, so we don't want you gifting a fucking boring 3-pack, so we custom make the same soap in a contrasting colour to make it look way better! You're welcome!

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

SOAP BARS INGREDIENTS: Water, Sodium Stearate Glycol, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Palmitate, Sucrose. Sorbitol, Sodium Laurate, Glycerine, Goats Milk Powder, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium EDTA, Titanium Dioxide, Fragranced Oil, Personal Care Dye.

No parabens
No mineral oil
No sulfates
No PEGS, PPG or DEA
No phthalates
20% Kosher Glycerine added in most bases
Hypo-Allergenic
Non-Comedogenic
Biodegradable
Cruelty free - No Animal Testing -tested on ourselves
Gluten Free*
No SLS or SLES are used in any of our soaps or bases
Food grade oils (originating from plants) are farmed by sustainable growers
Our raw materials are Non GMO

LIQUID SOAP INGREDIENTS: Water,Sodium Cocoate, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Lauryl Glucoside, Glycerine, Goat Milk, Cellulose, Disodium EDTA, Fragranced Oil.

No parabens
No mineral oil
No sulfates
No PEGS, PPG or DEA
No phthalates
Cruelty free - No Animal Testing -tested on ourselves

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Our products are hand-made on the NSW Central Coast.

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.

Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.

Abso-fucking-lutely! We'd love you spread the fun and sell our soaps in your store... just head to Become a Stockist page

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