π FESTIVE TRIO β The Ultimate Xmas gift thatβs naughty AND nice! π
Get ready to deck the halls, shock the rellies, and cause a giggle-fit under the tree β this perfectly curated filthy festive 3-pack brings the fun (and the filth) to Christmas.
Inside the box you'll find the holy trinity of holiday troublemakers:
β’ TINSEL TITS β Pink, sparkly attitude included
β’ FESTIVE FUCKER β White, unscented, uncoloured and impossible to offend
β’ JINGLE BALLS β Green, bold, cheeky, and jinglier than your uncle after two eggnogs
Perfect for:
⒠Secret Santa with a sense of humour⦠or someone who desperately needs one
β’ Holiday party host gifts that guarantee a smirk
β’ Friends who like their Christmas on the naughty list
β’ Stocking stuffers β for adults only!
This filthy little trio is the easiest, funniest, most unforgettable $39 gift of the season.
Wrap it, gift it, or slide it under the tree for maximum impact. ππ₯
Each soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap & quality essential oils.
* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.
Β (the Festive Fucker white soap has no colour or scent).