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BEST HAND JOB EVER Liquid Soap 300 mL

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BEST HAND JOB EVER Liquid Soap 300 mL

BEST HAND JOB EVER Liquid Soap 300 mL

$25.00

FINALLY A HAND JOB YOU CAN HAVE IN PUBLIC. 😏🧼

No hiding it. No awkward explanations. In fact, pop it proudly beside the sink and wait for Nan to read the label twice.

Best Hand Job Ever Liquid Soap is made for kitchens, bathrooms and guest loos where clean hands are compulsory and filthy minds are pretty much unavoidable.

Perfect for mates, gym buddies, partners, housewarmings, birthdays, Kris Kringle, workplace gifts or that one fucker who’ll spot it beside the sink and immediately start laughing.

Packed in our black pump bottle, filled with creamy Goat’s Milk Liquid Soap in our signature Fresh As Fuck scent, and it’s gift box ready.

300 mL of creamy, sudsy goodness and quite possibly the most socially acceptable hand job you’ll ever give. Pump it, rub it in and own it.

Ps. Keep it out of your eyes… nobody wants a hand job that ends in tears. 😆

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FAQ'S FOR THE NOSY FUCKERS

Yes, just get in touch with us and as each batch is hand-made, we can custom to suit what you want. The words on each soap cannot be changed, but the colours and scents can be customised.

Well, sometimes based on your selection, they are all the same colour, so we don't want you gifting a fucking boring 3-pack, so we custom make the same soap in a contrasting colour to make it look way better! You're welcome!

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

SOAP BARS INGREDIENTS: Water, Sodium Stearate Glycol, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Palmitate, Sucrose. Sorbitol, Sodium Laurate, Glycerine, Goats Milk Powder, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium EDTA, Titanium Dioxide, Fragranced Oil, Personal Care Dye.

No parabens
No mineral oil
No sulfates
No PEGS, PPG or DEA
No phthalates
20% Kosher Glycerine added in most bases
Hypo-Allergenic
Non-Comedogenic
Biodegradable
Cruelty free - No Animal Testing -tested on ourselves
Gluten Free*
No SLS or SLES are used in any of our soaps or bases
Food grade oils (originating from plants) are farmed by sustainable growers
Our raw materials are Non GMO

LIQUID SOAP INGREDIENTS: Water,Sodium Cocoate, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Lauryl Glucoside, Glycerine, Goat Milk, Cellulose, Disodium EDTA, Fragranced Oil.

No parabens
No mineral oil
No sulfates
No PEGS, PPG or DEA
No phthalates
Cruelty free - No Animal Testing -tested on ourselves

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Our products are hand-made on the NSW Central Coast.

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.

Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.

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