If you’ve ever been cactus at a party — or acted like a cactus at the office Christmas bash — this bar is basically your spirit animal. And if you offended someone at work? Well… don’t be surprised if your Secret Santa gift feels a little pointed.
Either way, you may as well roll with it (just not literally… unless you want to end up in Emergency). ...read the Directions For Use!!
Send it solo, treat your inner prick, or pair it with two other filthy favourites to build a 3-pack that’s spiky, sassy, and stupidly funny.

It may be prickly by name — but it smells sweet as, mate.

Each soap is 100g, and made of premium goats milk soap & quality essential oils.