🎄 FESTIVE FUCKER 🎄

The ultimate Xmas gift that’s naughty and nice! 🎄

We all know that one person who turns into the most festive fucker after a few too many at the office Christmas party — don’t let ’em forget it! Or maybe it’s for the resident Bah Humbug who needs a festive kick up the backside.

This unscented, uncoloured bar won’t offend even the most fragile nose (or bits). Tender twats, delicate dicks, sensitive souls — everyone’s safe with this one.

Perfect for:
• Secret Santa with a sense of humour (or someone who desperately needs one)
• Cheeky holiday host gifts
• Friends who like their Christmas spicy
• Stocking stuffers… for adults only!

Each bar weighs 100g and is handmade in Australia with premium goats milk soap. They’re a little bit naughty — and a LOT nice.

✨ Buy it on its own… grab this and two more soaps for just $39 and build your own filthy little 3-pack OR choose the Ready-To-Go Xmas 3-Pack for $39 and let us do the dirty work for you! 🎁