For the couple who share a shower… but thankfully not a toothbrush. This cheeky unisex bar is for partners who love a laugh, love a scrub, and maybe love getting their poles and holes a little too close in tight spaces.
It’s the perfect “yep, that’s us” gift — flirty, filthy, and guaranteed to start a conversation you probably shouldn't be having at 7am.
Send it solo, treat your dynamic duo, or pair it with two other rude soaps and build a 3-pack that celebrates love, lust, and questionable shower etiquette.

Clean, dirty, together — whatever your setup, this baby keeps both pole and hole smelling fresh as hell.

Each soap is 100g, and made of premium goats milk soap & quality essential oils.