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THE BIRD - TEAL

For when words just aren’t fucking enough. 🖕

THE BIRD is the universal language of fuck off, fuck you, love ya, mate, congratulations, happy birthday… or whatever the occasion requires. 😂

Perfect for your best mate, your partner, your sibling, your work wife, your favourite pain in the arse — or anyone who deserves a beautifully presented middle finger.

No lengthy explanation required.

No heartfelt speech necessary.

Just hand them the soap and let THE BIRD do the talking.

And because it comes in a stack of filthy colours, you can even choose the shade that best matches their personality. 😏

It’s also the perfect little wildcard for any 3-pack — chuck one in with two other filthy favourites and suddenly the whole gift gets considerably more inappropriate.

One finger. Endless possibilities.

Each soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap & quality essential oils.

* Each batch is handmade, so slight colour variations may occur.

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