For when words just aren’t fucking enough. 🖕

THE BIRD  is the universal language of fuck off, fuck you, love ya, mate, congratulations, happy birthday… or whatever the occasion requires.

But this one’s for the sensitive fuckers. 😂

The ones with sensitive skin.

The ones who avoid colours and fragrance.

And, quite possibly, the ones who are just a bit sensitive full stop… but you still want to give them the middle finger anyway. 😏

It’s unscented, uncoloured and made without added essential oils, so all the attitude stays exactly where it belongs — in the soap, not on your skin.

No lengthy explanation required.

No heartfelt speech necessary.

Just hand them the soap and let THE BIRD do the talking.

It’s also the perfect little wildcard for any 3-pack — especially when one of the fuckers involved needs things kept nice and simple.

One finger. Zero fragrance. Maximum message.

Each soap is 100g and made of premium goats milk soap.

* Each batch is handmade. THIS SOAP CONTAINS NO COLOUR OR SCENT.