Because self-care is self-love — and sometimes you’ve just gotta take matters into your own hands. Literally. This bar is for the solo champion, the midnight sprinter, the “I don’t need an invitation” enthusiast.
It’s cheeky, it’s filthy, and it’s guaranteed to get a laugh from the mate who’s way too comfortable admitting they enjoy a bit of… quality time.

Send it solo, gift it to your favourite one-man show, or pair it with two other rude little devils and build a 3-pack that’s dirtier than their search history.

Just because it’s all about you doesn’t mean you shouldn’t smell brand new — and no, this is definitely not the soap you pack for the gym.

Each soap is 100g, and made of premium goats milk soap & quality essential oils.