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3-Pack Choose Your Own FILTHY TRIO!

3-Pack Choose Your Own FILTHY TRIO!

3-Pack Choose Your Own FILTHY TRIO!

$39.00 AUD
5 STAR Hand Wash 300 mL

5 STAR Hand Wash 300 mL

5 STAR Hand Wash 300 mL

$25.00 AUD
ARSE WIPE

ARSE WIPE

ARSE WIPE

$15.00 AUD
BAD GRANDMA

BAD GRANDMA

BAD GRANDMA

$15.00 AUD
BAD GRANDPA

BAD GRANDPA

BAD GRANDPA

$15.00 AUD
BALLS DEEP

BALLS DEEP

BALLS DEEP

$15.00 AUD
BANGING BRIDESMAID

BANGING BRIDESMAID

BANGING BRIDESMAID

$15.00 AUD
BEST HAND JOB EVER Liquid Soap 300 mL

BEST HAND JOB EVER Liquid Soap 300 mL

BEST HAND JOB EVER Liquid Soap 300 mL

$25.00 AUD
BIG BELLY & SAGGY TITS Body Wash 300 mL

BIG BELLY & SAGGY TITS Body Wash 300 mL

BIG BELLY & SAGGY TITS Body Wash 300 mL

$25.00 AUD
BIRTHDAY SUIT Body Wash 300 mL

BIRTHDAY SUIT Body Wash 300 mL

BIRTHDAY SUIT Body Wash 300 mL

$25.00 AUD
BITS, PITS & TITS

BITS, PITS & TITS

BITS, PITS & TITS

$15.00 AUD
BOOB JOB

BOOB JOB

BOOB JOB

$15.00 AUD
BUCK BALL WASH

BUCK BALL WASH

BUCK BALL WASH

$15.00 AUD
BUFF BESTIE

BUFF BESTIE

BUFF BESTIE

$15.00 AUD
BUTT SCRUB

BUTT SCRUB

BUTT SCRUB

$15.00 AUD
CLEAN CLIT

CLEAN CLIT

CLEAN CLIT

$15.00 AUD
CLEAN CUNT

CLEAN CUNT

CLEAN CUNT

$15.00 AUD
CLEAN FREAK

CLEAN FREAK

CLEAN FREAK

$15.00 AUD
CLEAN UP YOUR ACT

CLEAN UP YOUR ACT

CLEAN UP YOUR ACT

$15.00 AUD
COCK & BALLS

COCK & BALLS

COCK & BALLS

$15.00 AUD
DAD BOD Wash 300 mL

DAD BOD Wash 300 mL

DAD BOD Wash 300 mL

$25.00 AUD
DELICATE DICK

DELICATE DICK

DELICATE DICK

$15.00 AUD
DICK & BALLS

DICK & BALLS

DICK & BALLS

$15.00 AUD
DIRTY 30!

DIRTY 30!

DIRTY 30!

$15.00 AUD

FAQ'S FOR THE NOSY FUCKERS

Yes, just get in touch with us and as each batch is hand-made, we can custom to suit what you want. The words on each soap cannot be changed, but the colours and scents can be customised.

Well, sometimes based on your selection, they are all the same colour, so we don't want you gifting a fucking boring 3-pack, so we custom make the same soap in a contrasting colour to make it look way better! You're welcome!

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

SOAP BARS INGREDIENTS: Water, Sodium Stearate Glycol, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Palmitate, Sucrose. Sorbitol, Sodium Laurate, Glycerine, Goats Milk Powder, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium EDTA, Titanium Dioxide, Fragranced Oil, Personal Care Dye.

No parabens
No mineral oil
No sulfates
No PEGS, PPG or DEA
No phthalates
20% Kosher Glycerine added in most bases
Hypo-Allergenic
Non-Comedogenic
Biodegradable
Cruelty free - No Animal Testing -tested on ourselves
Gluten Free*
No SLS or SLES are used in any of our soaps or bases
Food grade oils (originating from plants) are farmed by sustainable growers
Our raw materials are Non GMO

LIQUID SOAP INGREDIENTS: Water,Sodium Cocoate, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Lauryl Glucoside, Glycerine, Goat Milk, Cellulose, Disodium EDTA, Fragranced Oil.

No parabens
No mineral oil
No sulfates
No PEGS, PPG or DEA
No phthalates
Cruelty free - No Animal Testing -tested on ourselves

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Our products are hand-made on the NSW Central Coast.

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.

Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.

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