For the mate who’s this close to getting their life together… or the one who absolutely isn’t. This soap says exactly what you’ve been dying to say — but in a way that won’t start a family feud or an HR meeting.
Give it to the messy one, the chaotic one, the always-running-late one, or the friend whose bathroom looks like a crime scene.

Send it solo, gift it with love (and a wink), or pair it with two other cheeky devils and build a 3-pack that says: “I adore you… but seriously, sort your shit out.”

Fresh, fun, and politely savage — consider the message delivered.

Each bar weighs 100g and is handmade in Australia with premium goats milk soap and quality essential oils.