Products

AUD

Products

SUGAR TITS

SUGAR TITS

SUGAR TITS

$15.00 AUD
SURE FUCK

SURE FUCK

SURE FUCK

$15.00 AUD
TENDER TWAT

TENDER TWAT

TENDER TWAT

$15.00 AUD
TINSEL TITS 🎄

TINSEL TITS 🎄

TINSEL TITS 🎄

$15.00 AUD
TITS & BITS

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TITS & BITS

TITS & BITS

$15.00 AUD
WANK WASH

WANK WASH

WANK WASH

$15.00 AUD
WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS Hand Wash Pump Soap 300 mL

WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS Hand Wash Pump Soap 300 mL

WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS Hand Wash Pump Soap 300 mL

$25.00 AUD
WATER SPORTS

WATER SPORTS

WATER SPORTS

$15.00 AUD
WIFEY WASH

WIFEY WASH

WIFEY WASH

$15.00 AUD
XMAS TRIO 🎄

XMAS TRIO 🎄

XMAS TRIO 🎄

$39.00 AUD
YOU'RE WELCOME

YOU'RE WELCOME

YOU'RE WELCOME

$15.00 AUD

FAQ'S FOR THE NOSY FUCKERS

Yes, just get in touch with us and as each batch is hand-made, we can custom to suit what you want. The words on each soap cannot be changed, but the colours and scents can be customised.

Well, sometimes based on your selection, they are all the same colour, so we don't want you gifting a fucking boring 3-pack, so we custom make the same soap in a contrasting colour to make it look way better! You're welcome!

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

SOAP BARS INGREDIENTS: Water, Sodium Stearate Glycol, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Palmitate, Sucrose. Sorbitol, Sodium Laurate, Glycerine, Goats Milk Powder, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium EDTA, Titanium Dioxide, Fragranced Oil, Personal Care Dye.

No parabens
No mineral oil
No sulfates
No PEGS, PPG or DEA
No phthalates
20% Kosher Glycerine added in most bases
Hypo-Allergenic
Non-Comedogenic
Biodegradable
Cruelty free - No Animal Testing -tested on ourselves
Gluten Free*
No SLS or SLES are used in any of our soaps or bases
Food grade oils (originating from plants) are farmed by sustainable growers
Our raw materials are Non GMO

LIQUID SOAP INGREDIENTS: Water,Sodium Cocoate, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Lauryl Glucoside, Glycerine, Goat Milk, Cellulose, Disodium EDTA, Fragranced Oil.

No parabens
No mineral oil
No sulfates
No PEGS, PPG or DEA
No phthalates
Cruelty free - No Animal Testing -tested on ourselves

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Our products are hand-made on the NSW Central Coast.

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.

Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.

Abso-fucking-lutely! We'd love you spread the fun and sell our soaps in your store... just head to Become a Stockist page