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SOFT COCK
Let’s be honest — we’ve all met one. The mate who talks big but folds faster than cheap lawn furniture the second things get spicy. The legendary scaredy-cat. The king of excuses. The almighty Soft Cock.
This bar is the perfect little dig for the guy who needs to toughen up, lighten up, or simply own the title with pride.
Give it to your mate, your brother, your boyfriend, or that one bloke who still squeals when a huntsman appears.
Send it solo, keep it as a reminder for yourself (no judgement), or pair it with two other rude soaps and build a 3-pack that hits harder than he does.
Sure, the name is savage — but it smells damn good…
and we promise the soap won’t make your cock soft.
Each soap is 100g, and made of premium goats milk soap & quality essential oils.