Name: FESTIVE FUCKER Hand Wash Pump Soap 300 mL
Brand: FILTHY DIRTY SOAPS
Price: 25.00 AUD
Availability: InStock

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FESTIVE FUCKER Hand Wash Pump Soap 300 mL

$25.00

SANTA KNOWS WHERE YOUR HANDS HAVE BEEN… AND IF IT WASN’T HIS SACK, WE’RE NOT ASKING. 🎅🏻😆

Some things are better left unsaid. Washing your fucking hands isn’t one of them.

Festive Fucker Hand Wash is made for the kitchen, bathroom or guest loo and is the perfect Christmas gift for mates, family, hosts, Secret Santa or any festive fucker who appreciates their humour filthy and their hands clean.

Funny enough to get a proper laugh, useful enough to leave beside the sink all December, and festive enough to make hand washing slightly less boring.

Packed in our black pump bottle, filled with creamy Goat’s Milk Hand Wash in our signature Fresh As Fuck scent, and it’s gift box ready.

300 mL of festive freshness and filthy humour. Pump it, scrub up and own it.

Ps. Avoid your eyes… because any idiot knows soap in your eye stings.

FAQ'S FOR THE NOSY FUCKERS

Yes, just get in touch with us and as each batch is hand-made, we can custom to suit what you want. The words on each soap cannot be changed, but the colours and scents can be customised.

Well, sometimes based on your selection, they are all the same colour, so we don't want you gifting a fucking boring 3-pack, so we custom make the same soap in a contrasting colour to make it look way better! You're welcome!

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

SOAP BARS INGREDIENTS: Water, Sodium Stearate Glycol, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Palmitate, Sucrose. Sorbitol, Sodium Laurate, Glycerine, Goats Milk Powder, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium EDTA, Titanium Dioxide, Fragranced Oil, Personal Care Dye.

No parabens
No mineral oil
No sulfates
No PEGS, PPG or DEA
No phthalates
20% Kosher Glycerine added in most bases
Hypo-Allergenic
Non-Comedogenic
Biodegradable
Cruelty free - No Animal Testing -tested on ourselves
Gluten Free*
No SLS or SLES are used in any of our soaps or bases
Food grade oils (originating from plants) are farmed by sustainable growers
Our raw materials are Non GMO

LIQUID SOAP INGREDIENTS: Water,Sodium Cocoate, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Lauryl Glucoside, Glycerine, Goat Milk, Cellulose, Disodium EDTA, Fragranced Oil.

No parabens
No mineral oil
No sulfates
No PEGS, PPG or DEA
No phthalates
Cruelty free - No Animal Testing -tested on ourselves

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Our products are hand-made on the NSW Central Coast.

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.

Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.

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