FAQ'S FOR THE NOSY FUCKERS
Can I request custom colours...cos I'm a fussy fucker?
Yes, just get in touch with us and as each batch is hand-made, we can custom to suit what you want. The words on each soap cannot be changed, but the colours and scents can be customised.
Why are the colours in my 3 pack different to the website photos??
Well, sometimes based on your selection, they are all the same colour, so we don't want you gifting a fucking boring 3-pack, so we custom make the same soap in a contrasting colour to make it look way better! You're welcome!
When will I get my order?
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
What's in this stuff...is it safe for my bits?
SOAP BARS INGREDIENTS: Water, Sodium Stearate Glycol, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Palmitate, Sucrose. Sorbitol, Sodium Laurate, Glycerine, Goats Milk Powder, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium EDTA, Titanium Dioxide, Fragranced Oil, Personal Care Dye.
- No parabens
- No mineral oil
- No sulfates
- No PEGS, PPG or DEA
- No phthalates
- 20% Kosher Glycerine added in most bases
- Hypo-Allergenic
- Non-Comedogenic
- Biodegradable
- Cruelty free - No Animal Testing -tested on ourselves
- Gluten Free*
- No SLS or SLES are used in any of our soaps or bases
- Food grade oils (originating from plants) are farmed by sustainable growers
- Our raw materials are Non GMO
LIQUID SOAP INGREDIENTS: Water,Sodium Cocoate, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Lauryl Glucoside, Glycerine, Goat Milk, Cellulose, Disodium EDTA, Fragranced Oil.
- No parabens
- No mineral oil
- No sulfates
- No PEGS, PPG or DEA
- No phthalates
- Cruelty free - No Animal Testing -tested on ourselves
How fucking fast can you get it to me?
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Where the fuck do you make these?
Our products are hand-made on the NSW Central Coast.
What the fuck do I do if there's a problem?
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
How much does postage fucking cost these days?
Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.
Wanna be a Filthy Dirty Stockist??
Abso-fucking-lutely! We'd love you spread the fun and sell our soaps in your store... just head to Become a Stockist page