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Yes, just get in touch with us and as each batch is hand-made, we can custom to suit what you want. The words on each soap cannot be changed, but the colours and scents can be customised.

Well, sometimes based on your selection, they are all the same colour, so we don't want you gifting a fucking boring 3-pack, so we custom make the same soap in a contrasting colour to make it look way better! You're welcome!

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Our packaging states Goats Milk and essential oils, the FULL list of INGREDIENTS are:

Sodium Laurate, Sorbitol, Aqua, Sodium Stearate, Glycerin, Sodium Laureth Sulphate, Propylene Glycol, Essential Oil fragrance, Sodium Lauryl Sulphate, Sucrose, Lauric Acid, Hydrolysed Goat Milk Powder, Titanium Dioxide, Sodium Citrate, Personal Care Dye.

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Our products are hand-made on the NSW Central Coast.

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.

Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.

Abso-fucking-lutely! We'd love you spread the fun and sell our soaps in your store... just head to Become a Stockist page

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