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⭐ EVERY FUCKING SOAP ⭐

JINGLE BALLS 🎄

JINGLE BALLS 🎄

JINGLE BALLS 🎄

$15.00 AUD
DON'T BE A FUCKWIT Liquid Soap 300 mL

DON'T BE A FUCKWIT Liquid Soap 300 mL

DON'T BE A FUCKWIT Liquid Soap 300 mL

$25.00 AUD
POLES & HOLES

POLES & HOLES

POLES & HOLES

$15.00 AUD
FRESH PUSSY

FRESH PUSSY

FRESH PUSSY

$15.00 AUD
DAD BOD Wash 300 mL

DAD BOD Wash 300 mL

DAD BOD Wash 300 mL

$25.00 AUD
FILTHY BITCH

FILTHY BITCH

FILTHY BITCH

$15.00 AUD
PUMP HARDER Liquid Soap 300 mL

PUMP HARDER Liquid Soap 300 mL

PUMP HARDER Liquid Soap 300 mL

$25.00 AUD
DIRTY TART

DIRTY TART

DIRTY TART

$15.00 AUD
FESTIVE FUCKER Hand Wash 300 mL

FESTIVE FUCKER Hand Wash 300 mL

FESTIVE FUCKER Hand Wash 300 mL

$25.00 AUD
SOFT COCK

SOFT COCK

SOFT COCK

$15.00 AUD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT

$15.00 AUD
DIRTY PRICK

DIRTY PRICK

DIRTY PRICK

$15.00 AUD
BALLS DEEP

BALLS DEEP

BALLS DEEP

$15.00 AUD
MOIST

MOIST

MOIST

$15.00 AUD
LOVE YOUR BITS

LOVE YOUR BITS

LOVE YOUR BITS

$15.00 AUD
COCK & BALLS

COCK & BALLS

COCK & BALLS

$15.00 AUD
SHINY KNOB

SHINY KNOB

SHINY KNOB

$15.00 AUD
FUCK'N LEGEND

FUCK'N LEGEND

FUCK'N LEGEND

$15.00 AUD
SOAP SLUT

SOAP SLUT

SOAP SLUT

$15.00 AUD
FILTHY BASTARD

FILTHY BASTARD

FILTHY BASTARD

$15.00 AUD
FILTHY 50!

FILTHY 50!

FILTHY 50!

$15.00 AUD
FESTIVE FUCKER 🎄

FESTIVE FUCKER 🎄

FESTIVE FUCKER 🎄

$15.00 AUD
DELICATE DICK

DELICATE DICK

DELICATE DICK

$15.00 AUD
DON'T LEAVE YOUR DNA Liquid Soap 300 mL

DON'T LEAVE YOUR DNA Liquid Soap 300 mL

DON'T LEAVE YOUR DNA Liquid Soap 300 mL

$25.00 AUD

FAQ'S FOR THE NOSY FUCKERS

Yes, just get in touch with us and as each batch is hand-made, we can custom to suit what you want. The words on each soap cannot be changed, but the colours and scents can be customised.

Well, sometimes based on your selection, they are all the same colour, so we don't want you gifting a fucking boring 3-pack, so we custom make the same soap in a contrasting colour to make it look way better! You're welcome!

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

SOAP BARS INGREDIENTS: Water, Sodium Stearate Glycol, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Palmitate, Sucrose. Sorbitol, Sodium Laurate, Glycerine, Goats Milk Powder, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium EDTA, Titanium Dioxide, Fragranced Oil, Personal Care Dye.

No parabens
No mineral oil
No sulfates
No PEGS, PPG or DEA
No phthalates
20% Kosher Glycerine added in most bases
Hypo-Allergenic
Non-Comedogenic
Biodegradable
Cruelty free - No Animal Testing -tested on ourselves
Gluten Free*
No SLS or SLES are used in any of our soaps or bases
Food grade oils (originating from plants) are farmed by sustainable growers
Our raw materials are Non GMO

LIQUID SOAP INGREDIENTS: Water,Sodium Cocoate, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitol, Lauryl Glucoside, Glycerine, Goat Milk, Cellulose, Disodium EDTA, Fragranced Oil.

No parabens
No mineral oil
No sulfates
No PEGS, PPG or DEA
No phthalates
Cruelty free - No Animal Testing -tested on ourselves

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Our products are hand-made on the NSW Central Coast.

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.

Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.

Abso-fucking-lutely! We'd love you spread the fun and sell our soaps in your store... just head to Become a Stockist page

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